i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
