I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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