We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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