it glows. i had to have it.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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