can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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