I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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