Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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