dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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