I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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