Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Bring me that man meat
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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