Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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