in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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