Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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