just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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