woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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