all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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