I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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