yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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