Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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