Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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