dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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