shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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