butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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