Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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