I think scott just propositioned me for sex
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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