How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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