I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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