no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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