my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
