Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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