Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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