covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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