we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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