i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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