I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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