Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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