i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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