so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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