Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
