too bad you live with your parents still
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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