I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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