Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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