At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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