nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm at about main and main street
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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