I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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