I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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