bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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