Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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