so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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