actually, I'm a sock model
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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